What! Think it's funny, don't you want to wear some?
[ he's like dodging out of the way of these hands but he's also not trying very hard to rub any makeup on him. mostly because it's not going to come off, as he has learned - but he is annoying and slippery and hard to catch. wehe ]
[well! he rolled an 18, so they do in fact dance a bit, emet-selch ducking and darting after him as he tries to avoid his grasp--
before he finally mutters, 'there,' and just scoops him up, grabbing him under the arms and lifting him into the air, more or less eye-level with emet.]
[ this is the most vaxildan thing thats ever happened
i cant tell you he's not into it a little ]
Wouldn't come off on you anyway. [ to vax's credit he does not flinch or try and run away and just kind of stares at him, much akin to catching a cat. ]
[ it's just a little bit!!!!! its fine!!!!! sometimes you're a bisexual
anyway he's half hovering off of the ground now. this is fine? i can't say he's not used to this part either unfortunately. he will give it about two minutes before he starts to squirm free though. ]
Sure, yeah. Clown fey. Seems right to me. Know any dispel magic tricks, big guy?
[ thank you. he is very graceful despite having just been in stinky boy timeout, reaching up to brush himself off a little bit and pluck a stray piece of grayscale confetti from his feathers. ]
Makes two of us. [ oh well. ] No harm done beyond the pride, so there's that. And some kind of clue, too.
Whatever is happening here-- I do acknowledge it is not impossible to have been some grave sort of accident that pulled us here, but the lack of our abilities speaks to something more intentional, in my opinion. Particularly as I would be able to quit this place were I not hindered so.
[it would be polite to sit somewhere, probably. he does not. enjoy looking up.]
[ this is a very serious conversation to be having with a man covered in clown paint ]
The nature of - [ hmmm ] - well. It wouldn't be that odd for me to be dragged out to somewhere like this to get rid of something. If we were brought here on purpose, then the lack of ability's maybe from the place itself, and what brought us round just expects us to deal with the obstacle.
[ honestly in his experience that's usually how it goes. ] Could've at least made the doors a little taller for you though.
[ his eyes flick up briefly to the ceiling. ma'am. ]
... 's one of the things lost, though. I can't communicate with - what I'd usually do. Can't sense anything. I should've known these fucking things [ he gestures vaguely in the direction of his clown make up ] were coming, but I didn't. Maybe that's why.
[ which. cool! hate that. ]
Well. Complaining's not gonna get us shit about it.
Not that unaccustomed. Just used to seeing a big guy in a little room.
[ though emet seems like
way smarter than grog but that's a really low bar. he's moving to sit on something that's close by - a broken pillar, a counter, whatever. ] Friend of mine's the same size.
Looks like we're all from different places somehow. What're your people, exactly?
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What! Think it's funny, don't you want to wear some?
[ he's like dodging out of the way of these hands but he's also not trying very hard to rub any makeup on him. mostly because it's not going to come off, as he has learned - but he is annoying and slippery and hard to catch. wehe ]
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[he can tell he's not trying super hard, but is that stopping him from trying to pick vax up off the ground like a naughty cat? absolutely not.]
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C'mon, big guy, let's dance - [ he's just nyooming and dodging now to be a shit ]
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before he finally mutters, 'there,' and just scoops him up, grabbing him under the arms and lifting him into the air, more or less eye-level with emet.]
Cease this.
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i cant tell you he's not into it a little ]
Wouldn't come off on you anyway. [ to vax's credit he does not flinch or try and run away and just kind of stares at him, much akin to catching a cat. ]
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I see. More akin to a curse then, I take it.
[he does not immediately put him down, he is on time-out from the ground for a sec.]
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anyway he's half hovering off of the ground now. this is fine? i can't say he's not used to this part either unfortunately. he will give it about two minutes before he starts to squirm free though. ]
Sure, yeah. Clown fey. Seems right to me. Know any dispel magic tricks, big guy?
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I do, yes... but my capability seems to have been dampened somehow.
[which he sounds highly irritated about.]
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Makes two of us. [ oh well. ] No harm done beyond the pride, so there's that. And some kind of clue, too.
[ considering: colors! ]
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[it would be polite to sit somewhere, probably. he does not. enjoy looking up.]
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[ this is a very serious conversation to be having with a man covered in clown paint ]
The nature of - [ hmmm ] - well. It wouldn't be that odd for me to be dragged out to somewhere like this to get rid of something. If we were brought here on purpose, then the lack of ability's maybe from the place itself, and what brought us round just expects us to deal with the obstacle.
[ honestly in his experience that's usually how it goes. ] Could've at least made the doors a little taller for you though.
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[he's immediately grouchy at the mere prospect of it.]
'Twould hardly be odd for me to be called out to handle problems of a particular nature, either, but it would not happen like this.
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[ his eyes flick up briefly to the ceiling. ma'am. ]
... 's one of the things lost, though. I can't communicate with - what I'd usually do. Can't sense anything. I should've known these fucking things [ he gestures vaguely in the direction of his clown make up ] were coming, but I didn't. Maybe that's why.
[ which. cool! hate that. ]
Well. Complaining's not gonna get us shit about it.
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Is it a form of sight that you normally possess, or an external perception of creatures around you?
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Bit of both. Why?
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[ pbbbththt. ]
Hey, are you part giant, or something? [ DON'T JUST ASK THAT ]
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[flatly, a little annoyed.]
This is a perfectly normal size for my people, and I'll thank you to remember it-- honestly, I've no idea how so many of you seem unaccustomed.
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[ though emet seems like
way smarter than grog but that's a really low bar. he's moving to sit on something that's close by - a broken pillar, a counter, whatever. ] Friend of mine's the same size.
Looks like we're all from different places somehow. What're your people, exactly?
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[SQUEENIX WON'T GIVE ME A SPECIES]
But Amaurotine may suffice, after our capital city.