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[daggering]

shitpost here i will finally get real spoon cr this game

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week 4, monday, dojo

[furrier]

[ Hello, Vax! Garou is here, at the dojo, checking out the new additions.

He is valiantly trying to figure out if there is a way to hold a bow with only one hand, and failing. So instead, he picks up an arrow and just makes stabbing motions.

Good enough. ]

[daggering]

[ wouldn't it be funny if i said vax was here the whole time

because he's probably been here the whole time. sometimes you're just stealthy?

do you hear snickering laughter coming from the corner ]

[furrier]

[ He can feel your amusement, asshole!!

Just, turns around to whip an arrow in his direction. It doesn't even get close. ]

Enjoying yourself?

[daggering]

Yup.

[ he watches the arrow go, pulling the hood of his jacket down and melding out of the shadows from wherever he was hiding. sneaky. ]

What are you doing?

[furrier]

[ Now that they're facing each other, Vax can notice that Garou is... different for some reason.

His emotions are about as grumpy as he is pretending not to be. ]

Thought I might broaden my horizons.

[daggering]

[ bRO



HGSJKHS HE JUST DISSOLVES INTO LAUGHTER ]

[furrier]

[ IMMEDIATE indignation and embarrassment ]

SHUT THE HELL UP.

[daggering]

[ im so sorry he's still laughing, reaching up to like wipe a tear from his eye ]

What the hell - did you just wake up with that? [ at least there's some concern in there, immediately, underneath the "holy shit that's so funny what the fuck" ] Have a weird dream? You - you alright? Whew.

[furrier]

[ grumbles!! ]

I didn't have a dream. And it wasn't there when I woke up. [ he narrows his eyes ] Someone is fucking with me.

[daggering]

[ that's even funnier help

he will hop off out of his little hiding spot and trot over. as a note, he is not armored today! no wings. just dressed in a fit ]

It just showed up on you? 's it just a heliotrope illusion?

[furrier]

[ looking cool, vax! he's glad to see that he can move around without coughing up blood. ]

Can they do that without sticking around to maintain the illusion?

[daggering]

[ yea its a marked improvement over being almost dead. his hit points

he's absolutely reaching up to poke at it if garou will let him ] Fuck if I know. When'd you get it?

[furrier]

[ if it wasn't his MOUTH he might let him, but he's going to swat vax away. ]

Around noon? Ugh. [ He covers his mouth. ] So stupid!!

[daggering]

Wonder if there's somebody else. Maybe you've gotta lock lips to make it go away.

[ this is so fucking funny ]

[furrier]

[ he just

looks

horrified ]

What.

[daggering]

Yeah, you know. A kissing curse.

[ he makes a mmwah sound. this is definitely bullshitting he has no idea how to solve your problem. ]

[furrier]

[ The horrified expression passes and... Garou actually looks like he's piecing something together?

Before he shakes his head. ]

That's stupid. [ Gives Vax a withering look. ] And you're too old for me.

[daggering]

[ bruh ]

Ew.

[furrier]

Back at you.

[ he's the one grossed out?! ]

[daggering]

[ knox decided to sit on my computer while i was tagging this back

anyway gross ]

Did you kiss someone? Is that what this is? Some kind of - kissing disease?

[furrier]

[ i support knox so much.

anyway, garou is a big scary villain, but he's not great at lying. his expression goes a little pinched. ]

That's stupid. Itsuki and Buzen didn't have any shit like this.

[daggering]

[ bruh ]

... That wasn't a no.

[furrier]

Why would I get a disease when no one else has?

[ riddle him that, vax ]

[daggering]

[ opens mouth

he is going to say something so rude ]

...

[ closes mouth ] Iunno, maybe you're not honest enough with your feelings, tough guy.

[furrier]

[ YOU RUDE ASS HO ]

That sounds stupid. [ hmph ] It's probably just another of Aymeric's fan club.