[ god this is so fucking nerdy what has he signed up for
anyway vax splutters as he is now being drowned. you can hold him underwater for like maybe 20 seconds his con score's not very good so you better get to kissing ]
[ okay he's not actually drowning but he pushes emet's hand off of his head and resurfaces, now, just looking a little smug but mostly genuinely pleased. these bitches sapiosexual! good for them!
vaxildan love doctor to the rescue once again!!! ]
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[good thing he's already sinking back into the water because emet shoves him down into it. you little shit!
he turns back to percy, then, rolling his eyes.]
I've no idea why we tolerate him as much as we do.
[this is why they end up with sapiosexual flirting instead, isn't it. god.]
But if that is what you wish, then-- very well.
You are quite brilliant yourself, you know.
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[ our Bird.
he lifts up his glasses and perches them on his head. everything is blurry but now that he's in the water the glass is fogging up anyways. ]
I'll just have you know that I'm taking my 8 gracefully, thank you very much. [ he nudges him gently in the shoulder. ]
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anyway vax splutters as he is now being drowned. you can hold him underwater for like maybe 20 seconds his con score's not very good so you better get to kissing ]
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[after that nudge, though, he just...
he thinks of what he would do were it vax, and lets an arm drape around him, not quite hesitant, but careful.]
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Before he makes a fuss...
[ he leans upwards and just. will press a kiss to his mouth gently. lingering for the span of a heartbeat or two. ]
For what it's worth, I had to rate the attractiveness of your mind to save myself from biting you the other week.
[ haha ]
You're terribly well-rounded.
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vaxildan love doctor to the rescue once again!!! ]