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vax'ildan, trash rat with wings ([personal profile] daggering) wrote2022-02-12 02:18 pm

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a shitpost for yams eventually
aitou: (Don't let me go)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-15 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[THE MANSION IT IS!!! Don't ask me why Yasusada is in here. He just is. And he will watch Vax perform this feat of projectile acrobatics!! Wow.]

I can't tell if you missed or not...
aitou: (Tell me your secrets)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Yasusada watches the zombie presumably ponder the inherent meaning of anatomy. Either that or its gone off to harass other speed daters.]

Hmm... I don't know much about projectiles, but I can try. [don't call it a projectile]
aitou: (Take my heart for it is yours to keep)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-15 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[EYEBOWL... disgusting.

Yasusada is a sword, though, and doesn't care that much about getting dirty and being gross and whatnot, so he will carefully pick one up--and yes, eyeless zombie-san is the target of the day. Lucky him. Them? Them.

Ready, aim... FIRE!!! Or, y'know. Close enough. Yasusada's ability to aim is kind of intrinsic, but it's probably not as good as Vax's--also, he didn't wait for the zombie to turn around, so the eyeball lands and sticks to its temple.

7/10.]
aitou: (勝手に思っていたんだよ)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[The zombie may agonize over its body image over yonder; meanwhile, Yasusada laughs too, sitting down to join him.]

Do you mean their looks, or their food?
aitou: (Take my heart for it is yours to keep)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-16 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[NASTY BIRD WITH EYEBALL FINGERS.

Yasusada looks a little surprised, though.]


You've seen them before?
aitou: (Every moment that you rise)

[personal profile] aitou 2022-02-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Yasusada has no brains and doesn't understand (no I'm kidding)

But his brow does furrow, trying to picture that.]


They fight? Why?